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Surgeon General's Warning: Annietron will fuck you up before the Dustinator gets a chance to. Somewhere underneath the adorable wee girlthing there's an angry, knackered Manchester United fan, and he's horny and likes to fight. I don't know how she does it, but she can toss me around like a ping-pong ball, and I'm easily half-again her size. She once held an opponent's wife's hand in a jar of acid at a party....and once she's done fucking you up, the added threat of Metamelee and the Dustinator shanking you will keep you from trying any dumb shit, because Annietron can't be bothered with such trifling matters more than once. -- Metamelee AKA swirlofgirl --

I'm an Oregon native, have been living in Portland since early 99, and though I've made excursions to places like Nevada, Seattle, Bremerton, and Silverdale, and most recently Missoula, Montana, I've always called Portland my home. Things are getting a little cramped here, but it's still home.

I live in a pretty sweet house with a backyard that when overgrown with tall grasses, is dangerous to enter lest ye be attacked by wild Pokemon. I live with two boys, both the most wonderful boys in the world that I have encountered and am proud to call them my friends, my lovers, and my support line to the sane world. One plans on world domination through breaking people's minds speaking Welsh (self taught, no less) and the other works at a liquor store and draws funny pictures of cats. We have a new roommate moving in, the lovely Atari Niftyshit from my middle and high school days, as well as her fatty loveball pitbull named Potbelly. Grendel Greytoe is the cat that no one sees because she's afraid of loud noises and anyone who isn't me. She's a mama's girl and I love her with all my heart.

As for myself, I entertain my days nannying my nine year old niece by day, and playing the shit out of Dragon Warrior on the NES at night. I'm a member of the Clinton Street Cabaret who has the longest running shadowcast of Rocky Horror Picture Show this side of the States. I've been a Tranny, Trixie, and Light, which I am currently doing now. Aside from that, I know shit all about theater workings and I'm not afraid to admit it.

I'm a model, but not an aspiring model. It's something I do for fun and when my schedule allows it. Paying jobs are nice, but I realized long ago that I'm not the American epitome of beauty and will probably never ever get anywhere with my modeling, so it stays something fun. When I start stressing about it, I stop doing shoots.

I knit, I drink, I smoke, I have tattoos and piercings and some pretty weird ideas about how the world should work, but I don't trot them out into the public view much so it doesn't really matter. My journal isn't very exciting, unless you're interested about what goes on in my daily life. Sometimes pictures happen.