This guy is a fucking idiot.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/1l0veHe's just here to fuck. And not in the awesome Mr. Clint's Rainbow Prison way. I say bombard him with pictures of herpes infested dicks and chlamydia saturated vaginas. It's probably what he'll be facing in a few years anyway, if he's not careful.
hows it going?
[12:14:04 pm]kabloomers:You're really dumb, you know that? Did you look at my profile at ALL?
[12:14:23 pm]1l0ve:yes
[12:14:52 pm]kabloomers:And what made you think I'd be at all interested in "something casual"?
[12:15:16 pm]1l0ve:look at what your looking for retard
[12:15:42 pm]kabloomers:Oh, I know what I checked off
[12:16:14 pm]1l0ve:so do I, but I'm really dumb
[12:16:25 pm]kabloomers:It's like on Myspace, you check EVERYTHING so that no one excludes you from searches
[12:16:42 pm]kabloomers:Doesn't really mean that I'm looking for it
[12:17:30 pm]1l0ve:whatever, have a great day, hit me up if you wanted to cum
[12:18:05 pm]kabloomers:Oh, trust me sweetie, no problem there. My finger can satisfy me a hell of a lot better than you can, I promise
[12:18:25 pm]1l0ve:thats a lie and we both know it
[12:18:37 pm]kabloomers:Aww, that's cute, someone's insecure
[12:18:53 pm]kabloomers:Well, my finger does get tired. My vibrating dildo, on the other hand, runs as long as I need it to
[12:18:57 pm]1l0ve:no, I'm actually quite confident
[12:19:15 pm]kabloomers:And that's why you're on the internet trolling chicks with the stupidest message ever
[12:19:38 pm]kabloomers:Seriously. REAL "Confidant" guys don't hide behind a computer screen when it comes to trying to pick up chicks
[12:19:47 pm]1l0ve:I'm in town for one night what do I give a fuck
[12:20:27 pm]1l0ve:your ignorant to the situation, but keep talking like you know about shit
[12:20:32 pm]kabloomers:Are there not bars where you are? 'Cause I garuntee you all you'd have to do is start talking to a chick at a bar and she'd at least give you a handjob in your car
[12:20:47 pm]kabloomers:I'm ignorant? At least I can use proper puncuation and grammar
[12:21:28 pm]kabloomers:And yeah, I know about shit. Being a nanny for primarly under two year old children gets you rather well aquainted with 'shit', as you say
[12:21:31 pm]1l0ve:congrats you get an A in internet spelling
[12:21:53 pm]1l0ve:I want to fuck you so hard till you cry
[12:21:53 pm]kabloomers:If you present yourself as an idiot, you're going to get treated like one, especially on the internet
[12:22:27 pm]kabloomers:Cute, really
[12:22:48 pm]kabloomers:I haven't cried during sex since my uncle Bobby visited me when I was seven
[12:22:58 pm]1l0ve:thats hot
[12:23:29 pm]kabloomers:Wow, I'm bored now. Not even pretending to be molested as a child will get rid of you. That's really gross.
[12:24:33 pm]1l0ve:I don't understand why your still typing to me if you don't want to get fucked
[12:25:03 pm]kabloomers:Mostly because I'm bored and telling you you're a fucking idiot is rather entertaining
[12:25:36 pm]1l0ve:I'm happy to appease you
[12:25:49 pm]kabloomers:You're totally going on okc_snark
[12:26:00 pm]kabloomers:I'm not even the worst of the people there, trust me.
[12:26:27 pm]1l0ve:what is snark
[12:26:35 pm]kabloomers:Remember me fondly when your inbox is flooded with pictures of dicks
this profile means nothing to me, I could care less
[12:27:47 pm]1l0ve:I don't try and pick up girlfriends on here, I fuck from this site and that is all
[12:27:48 pm]kabloomers:Good for you